Mr. Breton,
I would like to hire your services for my son's bar-mitzvah.
I believe the soothing tones of the theremin would complement this very special occasion.
My wife and I would also like someone to compliment our increasingly stagnant sex life.
In short, we would greatly appreciate it if you played my son's bar-mitzvah and then swing with my spouse and I.
Thank You for your consideration.
Brian Spoons, Esq.

Al,
I saw you play at The Summerdome... I gave you my #. Remember me?
You are just so f*ckin cool man. I worship you. I love you.
I wanna have your baby. Please call me???
Tammy

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